var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-4702283-2’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); pissing me right off. email submissions to toobigforstroller@gmail.com twitter.com/toobig4strollerTumblr (3.0; @toobigforstroller)http://www.toobigforstroller.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcmjvBAKG1qa078xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>just checkin on my stockz.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/9264650326http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/9264650326Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:33:31 -0400<p>or, you know, you&#8217;re welcome.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/9264600307http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/9264600307Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:32:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfk66eSuY1qa078xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>not sayin’. just sayin’.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/6288562785http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/6288562785Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:20:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltgijL0f11qa078xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>this picture reads like a do/don’t</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5871325548http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5871325548Thu, 26 May 2011 14:54:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5mrytPYQ1qa078xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>meet our adorable cofounder, Sandals McGetshitdone.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5460614792http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5460614792Fri, 13 May 2011 18:07:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll0alizXyF1qa078xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>people go to great lengths to avoid this blog.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5377018379http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5377018379Tue, 10 May 2011 20:56:06 -0400<a href="http://moms.today.com/_news/2011/05/10/6618568-too-big-for-strollers-or-too-judgy-about-parents">All of toobig's "smug" supporters should read this article on TodayMOMS</a>: <p>In the meantime, I’ll be over here skimming over hate mails and finding the hypocrisy in being called a miserable, lonely, friendless, immature, ignorant asshole who needn’t worry about using a stroller someday cause I’m undeserving of someone who loves me enough to impregnate me, by people who find deem <em>me</em> mean and judgmental. The good news is, I’m choosing not to take it personally. coughtryitcough. And instead of defending my integrity, intelligence, general understanding of stroller usage, sarcasm, sense of humor, and capacity for human compassion, I’ll simply state my opinion that if literal explanations were applied to every little questionable thing, then nothing in this world would have room to be funny. Sorry Jerry Seinfeld, airline peanut packages are small because planes have limited storage space.</p> <p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/debbie%20downer%20gif/Hootskoogins/Body-Movin/Giffypics/djcrumbs-debbiedowner-smallified.gif?o=1"><img class="over off" src="http://th110.photobucket.com/albums/n110/Hootskoogins/Body-Movin/Giffypics/th_djcrumbs-debbiedowner-smallified.gif"/></a></p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5376727494http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5376727494Tue, 10 May 2011 20:48:02 -0400<a href="http://jezebel.com/5799851/whats-so-funny-about-a-big-kid-in-a-stroller">and Jezebel! I love Jezebel. Let's see what they have to say here.... oh.... well... ok, so... hmmm...</a>: <p><span> <p>so, related: as a whole, maybe we can all take ourselves a little less seriously. i have no doubt you’re a great mom. being a mom is hard work. i have a dog, so you know, <em>i get it</em>.</p> <p>just kidding. i don’t get it at all. i’m just a kidless twenty-something with a lot of laundry and nothing to eat in my fridge. my point is not to criticize anyone. i’m not really judging <em>you. </em>or your situation. i just happen to think that big kid looks sorta funny in that little stroller. and maybe it’s not funny to you. but maybe stop cursing my ovaries? </p> <p>Everyone, thanks for your feedback. love it or hate it, i appreciate the dialogue. and the attention. heartless, childless twenty-somethings love attention.</p> </span></p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5338951180http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5338951180Mon, 09 May 2011 14:18:37 -0400<a href="http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2011/05/08/too_big_for_stroller_blog/index.html">we're on salon.com!</a>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5338316148http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5338316148Mon, 09 May 2011 13:47:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkn1opBjSq1qa078xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>live it up now, kid. those wide knees don’t fly on the subway.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5169528898http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/5169528898Tue, 03 May 2011 17:14:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk48dsHjuE1qa078xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>may or may not be dragging herself along with her feet.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4869801709http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4869801709Sat, 23 Apr 2011 13:25:00 -0400<a href="http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2011/04/20/childless-20-something-starts-too-big-for-stroller-blog/">am i an asshole?</a>: <p>yay? nay?</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4794713888http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4794713888Wed, 20 Apr 2011 22:26:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljwrdeQpic1qa078xo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>and</em> the hat? this kid’s parents, man.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4749756968http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4749756968Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:34:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpnumBaVj1qa078xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>just screams calling mom “the help”</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4640142115http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4640142115Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:34:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkmppiVQf1qa078xo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>its ok, everyone…there’s room for her <em>PURSE</em>.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4571449134http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4571449134Tue, 12 Apr 2011 23:22:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjvfiv3MV1qa078xo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>ironically, she’s tall enough for every ride.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4556321874http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4556321874Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:33:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljial1p8zp1qa078xo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>follow TooBig on <a href="http://twitter.com/toobig4stroller">Twitter</a>!</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4533727835http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4533727835Mon, 11 Apr 2011 17:05:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhyqheIjg1qa078xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“I have sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see.”</em></p> <p><em><span> </span></em></p> <p></p> <p><em> <p><img class="over off" src="http://th202.photobucket.com/albums/aa9/ville_valo_luv/th_donvitocorleone.gif" galleryimg="no"/></p> </em></p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4528670102http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4528670102Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:49:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljembeEqDR1qa078xo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>an evening stroll turned sit-and-drag-a-stick.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4476298701http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4476298701Sat, 09 Apr 2011 17:28:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljehlfJCBp1qa078xo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>kid got taken to disney for acing his algebra test.</p>http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4473962655http://www.toobigforstroller.com/post/4473962655Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:46:00 -0400